Thursday, October 19, 2006

Balls.

Who has balls? OJ Simpson has huge balls. The OJ Simpson trial played a tremendous impact on American culture. Everyone remembers what happened, everyone remembers the bloody glove, and everyone remembers where they were when the verdict was announced. I would like to think that if you were found not guilty of a crime, you wouldn't go and write a book, which is hypothetical, about what may have happened if I did commit the crime.



OJ DID!


"The former football great, who was acquitted in criminal court 11 years ago of killing his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ron Goldman, reportedly has been paid a whopping $3.5 million to write about the double murder that shocked and riveted the nation in 1994, according to a detailed report in the new National Enquirer.

But Simpson is not actually confessing to the murder — rather, he’s writing a “hypothetical” book — which the Enquirer reports is tentatively being called “If I Did It.” "

Read here

"If I did it."

Tist, OJ, tist.

1 comment:

Amir said...

Thats the funniest thing I've read in my life.